Harry Helby is Middleboroughs resident boy hottie, a vain metrosexual who's even more into hair products than Carla and Melanie. Harry's so popular with the girls that he schedules them in his PDA, even for short conversations in the hall. Carla and Melanie are always fighting over him, over which one he likes more, though they're barely blips on his radar. In fact, he literally has radar on his PDA and if a girl is cute she shows up on the screen, and if she's not she doesn't register.
