Have you heard of UltraLord? Because if you haven't, Sheen will be offended. And when he gets over it, he'll tell you all about UltraLord. About the UltraLord TV show. The UltraLord action figures. The UltraLord trading cards. The UltraLord comic books. The limited edition, special issue, one-of-a-kind UltraLord toilet seat cover. See, Sheen isn't just obsessed with UltraLord, he longs to actually BE UltraLord. And yet, Jimmy still hangs out with him, which proves that he's as patient as he is smart...
